Apple Crack
November 6, 2009
I’m not evenĀ a fan of Seth Rogen movies, but I can’t stop pointing out this apple’s obvious resemblance to a plumber whenever someone comes over (friends, MassPIRG, Fed Ex). For example: “Hey, if I finally do eat this apple, does that make me an assmunch?”
Also, lesson: Don’t get soapstone counters if you’re not prepared to oil them semiweekly.


